Wrinkles

My wrinkle's coming back.

It's right about my left eye and goes in a diagonal from top/side to bottom/middle of my forehead.

It's my third eye(brow).

Maybe I should shave off the one below it and permanently look like I'm at once not-caring and incredibly angry.

Prince Chocolate At Your Service

Ferrero Rochers are the most hoity-toity chocolates and I feel like a prissy when I eat them.

Fancy plastic box with gold trim; each ball sitting perfectly inside wrapped in gold foil, sitting in a mini patty pan, with an embossed sticker on top.

LA DI DA!

TRICK SHOTS!

Oh hells yeah these are some incredible trick shots!

Address is Approximate

Address Is Approximate from The Theory on Vimeo.

A christmas carol for your ears.

Oh Holy Shit

Danny Devito is a Tiny Manzo

Look at how tiny he is! People suggest that he can be as little as 4 foot 9 inches. That's a lovely height. Me being as little as 6 foot 3, I would like to meet this man. I'd like to be his Arnie, just for one day. We'd go on adventures down to the creek and find yabbies, and he could run around on his lovely little legs. We could play buzz and he could pick the sexy female character. Do Americans even have buzz? I think it's a mainly Australian game, isn't it? I'm not going to research this at all, and postulate quietly. By typing. Where was I? Oh yeah. Maybe Danny Devito would even make me lunch if I asked nicely enough? I wonder what he would cook. This I will research.

Excuse me Google, "Does Danny Devito like to cook?". Why yes, he does! 

"Emmy-award winning actor Danny DeVito loves to cook even when he’s on a set shooting a movie. He told our food correspondent Linda Gassenheimer that his trailer is stocked with olive oil, garlic, herbs and pasta. “Between takes, the crew comes over and sits out on the stoop with their plates,” says DeVito. Last year, he opened a restaurant in Miami called DeVito South Beach."

Yes please, Double D. I would like some delicious pasta. But no anchovies. Thanks.

Danny Devito's Favourite Pasta Dishes (bottomlinesecrets.com)

Contemplating Lizard and Other Funny Laughables

I accidentally found this funny.

And this one...

This one too...

And all these:

And goodnight.

What's this? Another incredible song that I made?

With the added bonus of a lovely video accompaniment? You bet your sexy ass it is! 

This song is best for chilling out. I like to close my eyes and listen to it. Not while driving. Sometimes while riding my bike. But the longest I've done that for is about 4 seconds, and even then I got really really scared. 

Ooooooh lookie! Here's a text hyperlink to the youtube video player, if that's what you desire!

Everyone's a Winner!

Here's the feel good song of the century. It brings about feelings of a courageous person, battling against all odds. Or someone smashing through the crowd for their loved one. Or winning a race? Sounds good!

HERE'S A LARGE LINK TO THE YOUTUBE PAGE!

Wha? Oh Huh. Oh, No. Just get it loose!

So uh, I heard you like amazing songs. Songs that are so good you want more? Well here's one for you. I made this short little one minute and forty second long song, and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. You'll probably be singing along by the end of it and you'll want to replay it and replay it! You crazy guy/gal! Well no qualms here. You press play as many times as you want. Just don't press the red button. Who knows what will happen then.

Here is a hyperlink to the youtube page with the music video on it if you'd prefer to watch it that way :)

James Quall T-Shirt

I don't know if you've seen Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, but this shirt comes from there. It's James Quall. It's quite fantastic. I will buy one. Yum!

Click here to buy or browse!

Questions about Terminator 3

OK Terminator 3. Here we go!

Ooh Arnie is in it. Thats a great start!

Ugh! Why is John so ugly? Oh it's his ugly future. 

OK John so you live off the grid, here in the present. What does that entail? Throwing half full Budweisers off the side of a bridge. Wow you're a smart cookie, I guess living off the grid is a wealthy profession. 

Goddam these terminators are breaking the fourth wall.  The fourth wall of John's mind that is.

LOOK OUT FOR THAT EAR! I mean deer. Look out. Do a power slide. Good work buddy. Deer crisis avoided!

Oh yeah, girl power! Nice butt!

Haha she's using old school modem tech to access data. Screeech-eeeee-augghhhh-screeeeech.

Blah blah blah Skynet. Blah blah shoot a fly with a bazooka. What would happen to the fly if the fly was in mid-air. Would it just get pushed out the way by the air pressure/movement?

HELLO ARNIE! How does he look so young? Oh noooo is he CGI in this entire movie?

BRB Gonna eat me some Subway.

Hahahaha good one Arnie, you talked to the hand good! And the sunglasses! I love it! Best terminator movie ever? I'm calling it right now.

OK brb again

Ok i'm back and this is boring, John is locked in a cage. Oh noo the crazy cat lady just got shot.

Why does the sexy terminator have to analyse everything? THIS IS A BIN, THIS IS A SINK. Have terminators not seen sinks and bins before? Where do they wash their metal hands and throw away their metal tissues?

Arnie why are you such a sneaky liar? 

Why does the sexy terminator have to get all the skin metal stuff back on her before she can get out of that rubble? Wouldn't the base skeleton have enough power? Missed opportunity to kill John, idiot!

Ooh she can shoot. That's the new upgrade I guess. Pretty handy. Why are her vinyl clothes still intact? Maybe it's leather. Indestructible leather. Damn.

Heck yeah. Arnie on a bike. I would watch a whole movie of Arnie on a bike. Being all tough and punching dudes and shit. Jumping over animals and waving at chicks. Please make that movie, and take my money, Pixar.

I'm not sure about this crane scene. Is it really going to be able to sustain all that damage and still be as fast and reliable as it looks? Just because it's made to carry a crane doesn't mean it's built like a tank, does it? Or is that the secret that the army doesn't want us to know?

Looooooooooool. Catherine Brewster asked Arnie to drop dead and he said he was unable to comply.

HAHAHAHAHA yes! Relax. RELAX!!!!!!! Oh man so good. Best scene in the movie, I'm calling it right now.

:( Followed by the worst scene in the movie? Talk to the hand Arnie, once was perfect. Twice, too much!

Come on John. Pull it together. Time to get some guns and kick some ass. WTF how did the police find them so quickly? They knew the direction they were going but why would they look in the cemetery? Giving the cops too much credit I reckon.

Wowsers that was pretty gruesome. If someone punched straight through a seat and my cop partner, I think I would jump out the car straight away. 

Wait - if Sexynator can morph clothes onto herself, why was she nekkid at the start? My real question should be why isn't she naked in the whole movie? Do robots have shame?

And if she can run as fast as a car, why would she ever need a car?

Heck yeah open top hearse. Me likey!

John is not going to kill himself. Terminator knows it. But he's still gonna help. Heck yeah, Arnie!

Man someone should get face implants with metal scars like Arnie has. That would look BOSS! Or in your arm. Wow. I wonder how possible that is to do?

She'll be back. Zzzzzzzzz

Hells yeah those big ass robots don't got shit on you, Arnie.

Haha OK I laughed at the crotch grab in the toilet fight scene. Sorry.

Oh shit she's taking over Arnie. This does not seem good.

Hell yeah Arnie! Fight the system! Smash that car!

Holy shit the Sexynator screams quite loudly and scarily. And has fangs? Hot.

Time to blow some shit up, John. Stop enjoying the scenery and start exploding stuff! Oh shit. Kate's dad dogged us. Us the people. Goddamn you Mr Kate. Thanks for Judgement Day.

Oh wait. He didn't! He knew what it's all about. 

Wow that's a lot of explosions!

The end. The end!? That was quick.

Now what? Where do I go from here?

The Sarah Connor Chronicles?

I've heard both good and bad things. Can't wait.

Good morrow.

The Jeff Mills Experience

link to video on youtube

Hi Everyone! I made this song and video and would like you to watch and enjoy. It is only 2m:30s long and maybe has a surprise twist ending? Anyways it's my first proper type song. So listen and be taken away, by The Jeff Mills Experience.

To coin a phrase

I have made a phrase but not 100% sure on the meaning. The "blade that cuts the vein". Posted it on a mate's facebook.  He asked me where I got it from, I was drunk so I couldn't remember. Search google:

How does it only have 2 results? Mind is blown. Help me come up with a solid definition, pls!!!!!

Person that does will get a poem written about them in my next post?

PS: HARD MODE: Searching "The blade that cuts the vein" only comes up with the one result!!!

Note to future self...

Must grow a monkey beard, asap.

Yeah, these photos are bloody good.

http://totallycoolpix.com/2010/12/best-pictures-of-the-decade-the-noughties/

The names in the URL. Very impressive shots over the past decade. I can't believe I'm so old already hahaha


Edit: Holy shit there are 144 of them! Awesome.

The Problem With Popplers

So in this awesome Futurama episode, the guys have been eating and selling Popplers, which turn out to be the young of the big alien dudes from Omicron Persiei 8 (sp?). The aliens got upset and demanded to eat all of our babies, but came to the agreement of just eating Leela. At this point, Lrrr puts Leela in his mouth.

Poppler: Stop! [The Poppler runs onto the stage and leaps into Leela's mouth. It leans forward to the microphone.] People of Earth. I am Jrrr of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Could someone lower this thing for me? [Leela does.] Now then, if Leela gets eaten, I get eaten.[The Omicronians gasp.]

Nd-Nd: Little one, get out of there. I'm going to count to blorx!

Jrrr: But, elder one--[Nd-Nd starts counting off her fingers.]

Nd-Nd: Flingle ... glorg ... glorg and a gloob.

Spider-Wow

Myth: Spiders come into houses in the fall to get out of the cold.

Fact: This seemingly simple idea conceals many false assumptions. In reality, house spiders are usually not the same species as the yard or garden spiders outside the house. Click here to read more...

A Classic From Mozart

Please enjoy the following excerpt from a world renown composer:

"Lick my ass nicely,

lick it nice and clean,

nice and clean, lick my ass.

That's a greasy desire,

nicely buttered,

like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.

Three will lick more than two,

come on, just try it,

and lick, lick, lick.

Everybody lick their ass for themselves."

...Awesome

Mozart and scatology (Wiki Link)
ICP and Jack White cover Mozart

THE INVENTION OF DR. NAKAMATS

SMELL THE CAMERA.

Drive a boot.

This documentary is HIGHly recommended.

He's invented more than Edison and Einstein combined.

With music by 

Don't say Happy Birthday, kids.

Music by Mark Mothersbaugh.

It's charming, enlightening and uplifting.